To Miss Brooke Daniels

I've been a bit harried,
But I shan't be remiss,
to point out, dear Lady,
He may be rightly pissed!
His technique was tacky,
more rightly, a shame,
but such an expensive rock?
to keep it? Not you, dame!
Glad you're dad is smart,
returning it is right!
besides, not having a schmuck?
You'll sleep better tonight!

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Oh My, Roy Williams Sues Miss Texas!

In the funniest, and saddest of events, Dallas Cowboys receiver, Roy Williams, is suing Miss Texas to get the $70,000+ Engagement ring back! Williams proposed by mail (Yes, MAIL!) to Miss Texas USA, Brooke Daniels. Apparently, according to some sources, Williams mailed a taped wedding proposal, some money for dental bills, and the expensive ring.

Her father, Michael Williams, apparently will return the ring.

Hey Roy? Maybe next time you'll ask Santa for a real woman, and not a ho ho ho!